nayx:

fired for reason: yelling “FAIL” at customers after they drop items

180mph:

precumming:

don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know

No

egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.

doyouevennyoom:

you:

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me:

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unirony:

*walks into the rainforest* yall alright in here? yall safe?

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