me: *eats anything from the college diner*

*poop immediately begins pushing against butthole*

grinderman2:

i can’t believe i have to say this on my blog, but if you are a farmhand, please don’t leave your sacks of hulled barley where the varmints can get to them… it’s that simple

honestly buffets should have beds in them….. i cant feel my body rn and i need to lie down

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

i just ordered two pillow pets off of amazon (a pig and an elephant)

i’m literally in love with my engineering design TF like this is not ok this is like the time i got obsessed with my math teacher in the 12th grade

my roommate keeps almost walking in on me engaging in thot activities