college is so fun but classes start on tuesday NO!!!!!

yesterday when i was walking home some dudes were like “haha freshman” @ me n my friend and then 5 seconds later they went up to some other dudes and asked for directions to a residence hall like


an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

Everytime i log into tumblr i see a new variation of this post


women enjoy the simple things in life

like men

No they dont


*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

Y didn’t you stop typing this one

quick update:

  • me and some random girl brushing her teeth in the bathroom talked about our dogs just now
  • i talked to a guy last night in the lounge who had taken 12 shots throughout the day and i’m p sure he was Not sober
  • he was eating ramen noodles at 3 in the morning
  • at that same time me and net pal (now irl pal) were going through my phone looking at old (embarrassing) pictures
  • a straight dude ate my chipotle
  • net pal is now my irl pal
  • there have been so many welcome week activities so it’s been busy and there’s no time for internet shenanigans
  • i’m meeting a lot of cool ppl
  • i blew off a guy that i was supposed to meet up with like 2 times LOL srry
  • my roommate is really cool but we’re kind of different
  • i keep waking up like 3 hours before my alarm